Into the mountains and through the woods, In search of a Big Ass Tree. Dad only knows Just where to go With a hacksaw we rented for free. Whee! Into the mountains and through the woods, A variety of trees doth grow. We've got all day To choose as we may As through the woods we go.
Into the mountains and through the woods, As Jason begins to cry. Babes of his ilk Demand lots of milk. "Feed me now or I will die!" Into the mountains and through the woods, A Big Ass Tree we've found. On the Audi we load. We're back on the road. On 280 we head north bound.
Back from the mountains and from the woods, Drive steady our wagon red. Crawl up the freeway, But please don't delay. Again Jason will need to be fed! Oh! Back from the mountains and from the woods, A brief stop at Little Star. To pick up two pies For that's our prize. For the work we've done thus far.
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Into the Mountains and Through the Woods
(Sung to the tune of "Over the River and Through the Woods")
Into the mountains and through the woods,
In search of a Big Ass Tree.
Dad only knows
Just where to go
With a hacksaw we rented for free. Whee!
Into the mountains and through the woods,
A variety of trees doth grow.
We've got all day
To choose as we may
As through the woods we go.
Into the mountains and through the woods,
As Jason begins to cry.
Babes of his ilk
Demand lots of milk.
"Feed me now or I will die!"
Into the mountains and through the woods,
A Big Ass Tree we've found.
On the Audi we load.
We're back on the road.
On 280 we head north bound.
Back from the mountains and from the woods,
Drive steady our wagon red.
Crawl up the freeway,
But please don't delay.
Again Jason will need to be fed! Oh!
Back from the mountains and from the woods,
A brief stop at Little Star.
To pick up two pies
For that's our prize.
For the work we've done thus far.
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